December has a way of turning one cozy baking plan into flour on the counter, a sink full of tools, and a very specific kind of holiday spiral.
This Christmas baking tee gets the joke immediately, with chaos, determination, and just enough festive energy to make the breakdown part of the tradition.
Wear it when the cookies are not cooperating and you still plan to finish every last batch, or wrap it up for the baker whose sense of humor gets sharper as the season gets busier.